Asshole

Just the one story today, and it's on Carlos Tevez. Poor Carlos Tevez who we've treated so badly, but he's bigger than that, he just wants us to respect him like he respects us:

"I was disappointed to be treated that way by the fans," he said. "When I was there I was a hard-working and loyal player who gave my all. But the first thing I must say is that I have a great deal of respect for the United fans and I won't celebrate if I score against them. Obviously I'd be delighted to beat United and reach the final but I still have some respect for the club and what they did for me, so I wouldn't want to rub their noses in it."

Celebrate away asshole. You've been scoring so regularly for City that it's almost inevitable you will... and you always spoke of the club with such respect both after you left and in the final few months you were there, you certainly didn't try and hijack the Premier League victory celebrations at Old Trafford with your own personal agenda, didn't try and make Sir Alex look bad or use the fans for your own purposes. No, cos you're a real stand-up guy...
And read this bullshit from him as well:

“After the Champions League final in Rome, Ferguson tried to get me to sign permanently for United but I told him I was moving.

“My contract was terminated on the day of the Champions League Final, so there was no time for negotiations, which made it impossible. My heart was already set on a move elsewhere.”

Which is very much like Freud's kettle:

Freud quoted the old joke about the borrowed kettle: (1) I never borrowed a kettle from you, (2) I returned it to you unbroken, (3) the kettle was already broken when I got it from you. Such an enumeration of inconsistent arguments, of course, confirms exactly what it endeavors to deny—that I returned a broken kettle to you ...

The mutually exclusive arguments show up the lies, in Tevez's case, I couldn't talk because my contract was up and negotiations weren't possible; I always wanted to move.

He truly is an asshole.