The Suffering

Tevez is at it again. This is someone who's agent/owner told us that, after an offer had been on the table for ten day, he needed more time to think about it:

"My family knows how much I suffered at United. I could not arrive home after a match or a training session and forget my pain. It was not good and I transmitted all my sadness to them."

Sounds like he could have made a pretty instant decision. Considering Tevez's upbringing I'm a little puzzled that being left on the bench can make him use words like "suffering" and "pain".
Antonio Valencia is looking like a done deal, The Guardian and The Independent suggest he'll be having his medical today, The Mirror claim he passed it yesterday.
The Sun tell us that Van der Sar will retire at the end of the season.