The Ordinary Boy(s)

Stories today look at our injury problems going into the Bolton game. The Independent speculate that Fabio da Silva may make his debut, The Guardian look at the absence of Rooney and how it affects Tevez and Berbatov, while The Times look at how a team carrying knocks might not be looking forward to playing Bolton.
Just to make the speculation regarding Ronaldo and Real Madrid even more bizarre The Telegraph report on how Real are looking to Jermaine Pennant:

Real's overtures towards Pennant, however, are only seen as a short-term solution before stepping up their chase of Manchester United winger Ronaldo.

Jermaine Pennant? As a stand in for Ronaldo? Good grief...