Truth Serum

Funniest sentence ever in The Mail today, from the report on our game and Villa's claim for a penalty:

Sir Alex's contention, that the Serbia defender had won the ball, was
greeted by the only neutrals inside Villa Park - in the press room -
with snorts of derision.

Journalists eh?  Never biased...  Even Martin O'Neill wasn't certain:

In my opinion, it should have been a penalty, although that was debatable.

So, yeah, let's snort with derision...

The Independent decide to go with episode 1293 of the Slag-off-Ronaldo-show, presumably next week they'll return to the Wayne-Rooney-is-sooo-temperamental-show...